Friday, July 14, 2006

YOU DIRTY RAT!!!

I took my camera with me to work yesterday. I didn't get a single picture while I was there, but I got several on the way to and from (including the infamous fake trees). Actually what happened is I put the camera in my drawer and forgot I'd brought it until it was time to leave!!!

While its not always very easy to get decent shots from inside the car while driving, every once in a while some come out pretty good. I got the idea when I hit the downtown traffic that I could start trying to get pictures of all the bad drivers. They are plentiful, so getting some shots shouldn't be too difficult!!! I got a couple of pictures of the MTA bus that veered about a third of the way over into my lane while I was next to it. Got to use my horn on his ass, too. I'm toying with the idea of starting another blog with just pictures of bad drivers, hopefully with a tight shot of their license plate and face, and a description of their asshole ways. I think I would find this a therapeutic antidote for having to drive in it. Hopefully driving and shooting pics won't end me up in their category!!!


Anyway, this was a good one!!! Wish I'd gotten more and better pictures, but here it is. I'm off the freeway, coming through Chinatown in the left lane. At one intersection the right lane is stopped because the guy in front is trying to turn right, and the crosswalk is full. I see in my rear view as I pass this white suburban or tahoe or maybe even a trailblazer jump out of that lane and get around the stoppage. Nothing wrong with that, I'd probably have done the same. Halfway down the block he gets back in the right lane, which is wide open, once again, something I'd do. I notice as I continue that he's pacing along, right in my blind spot area. I had figured he'd be making tracks with all that vacant asphalt (yet AGAIN, something I'd do). A bit farther down the road, he gets back in behind me. Hmmmmmm.... Odd, but maybe he's going to be turning left ahead or something. A few blocks later, he gets back over in the right lane, rolls past me just a little faster than I'm going... then cuts back into my lane between me and the guy I was following!!! I was at what I'd considered a proper distance, but not where there was room for someone to safely get between, so I laid on my horn, then got my camera up and squeezed off a shot (noticing that the asshole has no back license plate).
No sooner than I'd done that, I notice he's got two sets of amber and blue LED light strips blinking alternately in the back window (you can see half of them in the first picture) and a couple of seconds later he turns on his siren!!! Pulled the pumper truck I'd been behind over, and I get a look (and a shot) of all the lights he had concealed in his grille.

A freakin' cop in an unmarked car!!! I just have to wonder, what kind of violation could a pumper truck make???

4 comments:

me said...

He's the one who deserved the ticket...stupid ass driver.
Can't stand any person who is in the position to enforce rules but breaks them and gets away with it.

kohgk: Kinky Oliver happily gets Krazy

Lilly said...

unfortunately, if you have a gun and a badge in this country, you are above the law and can do whatever you want to.
I'm glad he didn't run you off the road or anything, aye. geeeze..

Aye said...

Geeeze indeed!!! I think it's pretty damned funny that I got to give a cop a nice healthy blast on my horn with no reprecussions!!!

PAFRL = Please, another furry red lizard

Lilly said...

Sorry bout how long this is, but it's for eyeball. LMAO!!

Right about now, NWA court is in full effect.
Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police
department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren, Ice Cube, and Eazy
muthafuckin E.
Order, order, order. Ice Cube, take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth
And nothin but the truth so help your black ass?
(You're goddamn right!)
Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop

Ice Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

Fuck the police [4x]

(Example of scene one:
(Pull your goddamn ass over right now.)
(Ah shit, what the fuck you pullin me over for?)
(Cuz I feel like it. Just sit your ass on the curb and shut the
fuck up.)
(Man, fuck this shit.)
(Alright smartass, I'm takin' your black ass to jail.)
M. C. Ren, will you please give your testimony to the jury about
this fucked up
Incident.)

Fuck tha police and Ren said it with authority
Because the niggaz on the street is a majority.
A gang, is with whoever I'm stepping
And the motherfuckin' weapon
Is kept in a stash box, for the so-called law
Wishin' Ren was a nigga that they never saw

Lights start flashin behind me
But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Because it gives em a hint not to step in my path

To the police I'm sayin fuck you punk
Readin my rights and shit, it's all junk
Pullin out a silly club, so you stand
With a fake assed badge and a gun in your hand

But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a kick your ass
But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime
But I'm a smoke em now, and not next time

Smoke any muthafucka that sweats me
Or any assho that threatens me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me

The muthafuckin villian that's mad
With potential to get bad as fuck
So I'm a turn it around
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound
Ya, somethin like that, but it all depends on the size of the
gat

Takin out a police would make my day
But a nigga like Ren don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the police [4x]

(Yo, man, what you need?
Police, open now. We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest.
Get down and put your hands up where I can see em.
Just shut the fuck up and get your muthafuckin ass on the
floor.
[huh?])

(Yo Eazy-E, why don't you step up to the stand
And tell the jury how you feel abou this bullshit.)

I'm tired of the muthafuckin jackin
Sweatin my gang while I'm chillin in the shackin
Shining tha light in my face, and for what
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt

I kick ass, or maybe cuz I blast
On a stupid assed nigga when I'm playin with the trigga
Of any Uzi or an AK
Cuz the police always got somethin stupid to say

They put up my picture with silence
Cuz my identity by itself causes violence
The E with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a gansta, but still I got flavor

Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?
A sucka in a uniform waitin to get shot,
By me, or another nigga.
And with a gat it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
[MC Ren: Size don't mean shit, he's from the old school,
fool]

And as you all know, E's here to rule
Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror
And there's no cue, yo, so I can hear a
Dumb muthafucka with a gun

And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be tha one
That I take out, and then get away
And while I'm drivin off laughin
This is what I'll say

Fuck the police [4x]

(The verdict.
The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck,
Whitebread, chickenshit muthafucka.
Wait, that's a lie. That's a goddamn lie.
I want justice! I want justice!
Fuck you, you black muthafucka!)

Fuck the police [3x]