Yarrr!!! Iffen ye not be knowin', Friday bewas 'Talk like a Pirate' day!!! Bein as Aye is a good an' proper name for thissen pirate, thought I'da be a-sharen' some of the inkwerk of the day. Aye, Aye started out by inscribblin' the likeness of one of them there flesh-eatin' plants from "Little Shop of Horrors". One of the scurvy wenches was a-sayin' how Aye could be a-designin' tattoos fer me mates. Now iffen ye not been havin' figgered by now, me werkload was a consid'ble tad lighter than the nermal today (an' yar, the deck wern't gettin' any mer cleaner fer all 't swabbin' it were gettin'), and aye, Aye had a chance to do yet more!!!
On t'the nother side, in honour of the times, aye, Aye sceetch'd yer ol' pal Gasher!!! Iffen ye can't make it out with yer one good eye, it be sayin', "Now, woulja be havin' any lines fer yer ol' pal Gasher???" Yar, a fine day 'twas to be a pirate!!!
