Your result for The What Kind of PIRATE Are You Test...
LONG BEN!
Henry Every, or Jonathon Avery, or Captain Bridgman, or Long Ben, you were the most idolized pirate of your time. You were the Micheal Jackson of piracy. In more ways than one. While the plunder you picked up in the Red Sea and the ease with which you sailed off is legendary, so is your 'relationship' with fellow pirate Thomas Tew. I understand: you're on a ship for months at a time with no women in site... it drives some pirates to blood thirsty killing, and some to... boys. There. I said it. You are an amazing pirate, a legend in your own time! It's just your personal life that bothers us other pirates. We're fine with the boys, I mean when you've been on the ocean for a matter of months even the stoutest cabin boy starts to look good... it's just that, do you have to slice open every wench in every port you attack? Some even have all their teeth still in, and a good wench is hard to come by, even in the best of times!
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All that said, don't know if I agree with all that. Here's the breakdown versus other test takers:
You scored 56% on Treasurer, higher than 42% of your peers.
You scored 62% on Seafairability, higher than 47% of your peers.
You scored 56% on Bloodlusting, higher than 87% of your peers.
You scored 48% on Wenchwanting, higher than 89% of your peers.
I scored higher than 89% of your peers in wenchwanting, yet they go on about the hot man on man action??? Something strange going on there... I work in a bin structure with a high percentage of guys, but haven't gone there yet!!!
5 comments:
Arrgghhh!
I nay be much of a pirate like'n yoour bloodthirsty self Captain.
Me strong point be the French Kiss
Arrgghhh!
90% Frenchies!
Yo ho HO! and a glass of champagne.
I gotta brushup on my wenchen.
Your result for The What Kind of PIRATE Are You Test...
Richard Worley
Captain Worley, it's very impressive that a simple cabin boy could move up in the ranks to commandeer two new ships and a crew of 25, but even so, you never ransacked one treasure hold, you never pillaged a village, and you never visited the wenches (I'll forget about those rumours of your relationship with your first mate...). And while you went down fighting, you lost. Your skills as a true blue pirate are seriously lacking, and while you are a compitant sailor and captain, you never really inspired the fear, greediness, and sexual arousement that most pirates do. Maybe cruise ship captain is more up your street
well that sucked for me!
i didn't see any strong points!
richard worley???
figures i'm a dick
Now i'm singing the frigen love boat song
night Mr. Pirate
Yo Ho
R.Worley was my first result.
I'm working on improving my wenching.
Why sail a dingy when you can sail a yacht backed up by a pirate fleet of scallwag Captains. Arrgghh!
There be now gold bars on me shoulders lass.
(Teachers at the academy called them chips. It wasn't easy being the only woman in a class of fancy dandy boys.)
The fruit salad on me chest be a testament to me battles at sea.
Me family line be long and strong. I sail where and when, and with whom I choose.
My wardrobe of boots, highheels, whips and chaps, and are custom made, and I ware them with what suits the occasion.
I like to drink champagne and eat watermelon in the shower, spitting the seed out an open view window of my castle.
Now I need to gather in some more treasure.
Cheers Mates!
LMAO! I love that Susan, you have me crackin the hell up!
fruit salad on your chest! spittin watermelon seeds lmffao!!!!
God, that was funny!
i'm cryin
cheers to you too mate!
and our Aye, aye, captain,
you funny wench
auafznw:
aye understands a funny zing never wine-ing
Laughter ahhhh, tis the sound of music to me ears.
When the storms of fate be blowing strong, and the sheets be tight to the wind, it tis the time when lesser crews head for port and safty.
*Pashaw! he says, and spits over the railing."
Me ships be riding out the storm. When the weather clears, and the fancy-dan captains leave the safty of the harbor.
Arrgghhh! We be dressed to kill and waiting... I mean, we be waiting dressed to kill.
Arrgghhh!
Ya haddn' worry lassie, *wipes the spiddle from his beard and remindes himself not to spit into the wind.* ye haddn' worry.
They be smooth sailing for treasure Island with the ships hole full of booty. Arrgghhh!
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